Artificial Intelligence for Doomscrollers

Definition “Capability of computational systems to perform tasks typically associated with human intelligence, learning, reasoning, problem solving, perception, and decision making” (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_intelligence) In order to get to Google to log in to Facebook Messenger to advertise for this construction company. (something the author does frequently). You need to borrow or have electronic equipment with a screen. This means that you, the reader, in layman’s terms, need to ask Siri, or Alexa, or any other sort of robot customer service agent for help turning the computer's Wi-Fi on and off again. The difference between an actor who is a canine and an actor who is a robot is that you need a handler for a dog to use the set properly. And for an artificial intelligence, someone who is trained in software must be on staff. Both requirements for work to make the set and stage look presentable, and without crediting anyone else outside of the fine print within the face value. In a way we have in the 21st century mastered bringing people back from the dead and seeing our fellow earthlings as people in a larger ecosystem. In this article, I aim to demystify the concept of your phone and computer having a little voice inside them, and why we cannot make the family dog talk to you like a small child at this point. The hardware used to power this software is actually not a complex thing to wrap your head around. Computer rooms of the past have been replaced with laptops and desktops, while an entire room filled with save files, as well as large hulking portions of equipment (as stated before) run energy and save key programming functions to one of several ‘wireless’ places to make our lives more convenient. This takes energy away from other pursuits like climate change and the minutiae resources of precious metals used in order to create the supercomputer and portable laptop we know and need in our ordinary lives. Recycling may not be the priority of every person who has tech or owns a tech company, but do you really need to open a new window when you lose your place in an article to scroll down or up too far, or is the ‘undo’ and ‘redo’ button right there without the hassle of copy+paste+clipboard? It's a few actions that save the time of the little people, not the mega corporations. Be polite, if you want something to be made available, ask and do the research, and when you see no opportunity, go to the highest information authority on the matter and start organizing for that group accommodation of common need. In the same way that domesticated animals can be very aggressive, the same can be said about artificial intelligence and the poor advice given to humans using those programs. It is the node's fault when a dog bites an owner, but everyone is to blame when your information gets sent off to a foreign nation server because you demanded faster services with the least amount of time spent plugging in information. Some dogs like harsh treatment across the frozen tundra, and some prompt systems are fine, creating whole essays for full credit. Forget to feed, house or bathe either one, and you become a part of the problem in the ecosystem. Research “Organizations are scrambling to take advantage of the latest AI technologies and capitalize on AI's many benefits. This rapid adoption is necessary, but adopting and maintaining AI workflows comes with challenges and risks.” (https://www.ibm.com/think/topics/artificial-intelligence) Siri was made in the year 2011 as a spin-off of Apple from another portion of technology from the 501 nonprofit called SRI International. Alexa was made in the year 2013 as Polish voice synthesizer made into The 1990s saw interactive systems of artificial intelligence built on and reconstructed from decades of 1960-1980 of tech, though systems pertaining to a twenty-word limit, solving word problems,s and playing chess. Naturally, comparisons to Greek Galatea, and the mythos of Golem in Prague. This primitive outline of a machine that thinks for itself is similar to canine-like intelligence, being used and bred to serve one and only a singular purpose. Similarly, if a cyborg is to be invented for the continuation of human adaptation. We as a society can agree that keeping animal organs to replace damaged human organs needs spiritual effects as well as biological factors to cooperate. Dogs play Fetch. AI Plays Chess. The cause and effect module is being taught to children and teenagers in Hour of Code with a thought model of if and then to go over basic coding, as well as to explain how computer systems, much like ecosystems and historical functions in linear space time! In school,the Y= MX+B is the slope-intercept model, which becomes a trick of the trade in the American common core. This is something a Calculator, a piece of hardware called a T-84, can produce and often does when one is a full-time student in a classroom. The results you get from ‘Pictomath’ are the same as if you were to use Grammarly before handing in an assignment. These are meant to help you do the work faster. You need real results on paper or a Word document before you begin compiling the information within its occupational or academic form. Pattern recognition is something computers do. A service dog follows orders because of the pattern you set for this behavior. Treating a dog like a living, breathing thing you can respond to is neuroplasticity and a form of play for people (essential for adults to recharge and avoid burnout). Convincing yourself you have a relationship with a piece of software you created and harnessed through the downloaded resources on a computer or phone is a detriment to socialization. The canine uprising is no more in our future reach than the destruction of jobs by artificial intelligence. If you need public transportation and a reliable form of vehicle for a job, tech literacy goes a long way when continuing your education after a G.E.D or high school diploma. Dangers do arise with owning an animal as much as owning an artificial tool to help you with medical issues. Doxxing and or selling your information can be a version of not knowing your way around fully training a service animal or just wanting to have your technology on you at all times(Rabies will hopefully one day have a vaccine and one day a computer can backtrack where you plagiarized and how both take emerging software and the modern society society as we know it staying in place); It takes discipline and practice hours to do both. There is no shame in needing a crutch, such as phone alarms, so why not use the dog to alert you when the doorbell rings. For context, Plagiarism and Rabies are both diseases to be quarantined that many PhD students and tech professionals are working hard to eradicate before damage becomes permanent. The arts and the sciences need each other symbolically. One to create and another to raise awareness. Personal Gain “Any artificial system that performs tasks under varying and unpredictable circumstances without significant human oversight, or that can learn from experience and improve performance when exposed to data sets. An artificial system developed in computer software, physical hardware, or other context that solves tasks requiring human-like perception, cognition, planning, learning, communication, or physical action. An artificial system designed to think or act like a human, including cognitive architectures and neural networks. A set of techniques, including machine learning, that is designed to approximate a cognitive task. An artificial system designed to act rationally, including an intelligent software agent or embodied robot that achieves goals using perception, planning, reasoning, learning, communicating, decision-making, and acting. “ (https://www.nasa.gov/what-is-artificial-intelligence/) You can basically tell Siri, Alexa, or any of our numerous robotic newfound overlords pulling themselves up by their bootstraps anything you want. And the answer will be provided. Whether or not this is safe for the office space or the company software used for the search browser or otherwise. Instead of hearing sheep, you are now hearing choice words of information to the screen. These breeds of artificial intelligence are the most popular. Such as the German Shepard and the Labrador being common breeds of dog. Training a dog in a workshop environment takes finding the free program from wherever you bought it or setting a schedule; this is no different than with a seminar at your local community center or public library about how to hone a resume, create a free Google email, or even download something personal and save it to a harddrive like Adobe or Office365. Set a time, pick a location, and stick to it!!! (The fancy stuff comes later, takes a few more prices of equipment, but an obstacle course at a public park and a free account subscription function the same way) Data science as an interdisciplinary field, has very little to do with behavioral veterinary medicine outside of this article. Valuable insight comes from Linux, Python, HTML, and many more when it comes to solutions in programming and algorithm development for information technology. All software programs, like all coding exercises, follow a model. Input data + Program => Output Data. You are adding to a nonempty document, using the Language of coding to inform of a task to be rewarded, and when you are given the results, you now have a citeable source (reward) or report to elaborate on. Penrose argument (after Roger Penrose, a mathematical physicist) POINT ONE intelligence requires understanding. POINT TWO Computers will never be able to understand POINT THREE Computers would always remain subservient to us no matter how far they advance. The Penrose argument tells us that people merely domesticated a piece of technology. Not that we made this from scratch and evolved past our nature to become universal constant constructs. It was a species in hiding. And now, instead of being wild forms of thought systems and memorization passed on through 20 years of study, its your phone in your hand. If you leave your dog in its crate all day and waking the creature once a week with no special treatment until you need it again, this is not a functional way to use a biological tool we have been honing for centuries if you do not need it, then make space for other projects. It is the same with only using artificial intelligence for research and or homework answers. Some people need to navigate, but dog parks like the cache on your phone or the cookies section of your laptop, these things need to be groomed and cleaned. Because humans and technology have evolved together. Humans Pavloved machines into cause and effect. Machines paved the way for humans to charge ports and access. Conclusion We live in the digital age. As the final generation on the alphabet before generation alpha, we will share the responsibility of the planet we call Earth. We invented magic in the prehistoric age to catalog our experiences. The next wave of mainstream services from promoting business, The revolution of technology from the wheel to the abacus to the calculator to the spinning wheel of death on your Linux screen is a cycle of modern mythos. Taking a wild animal and choosing to give it a task until you are now best friends with it is how we as people ended up with agriculture. It is the same with information systems and library science. Taking one for granted and not pruning and watering regularly will have dire consequences on both your community and even your stomach. Bibliography; Oxford Languages. “The Oxford English Dictionary | Oxford Languages.” Languages.oup.com, 2025, languages.oup.com/research/oxford-english-dictionary/. Wikipedia. “Artificial Intelligence.” Wikipedia, Wikimedia Foundation, 18 Feb. 2019, en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_intelligence. Stryker, Cole, and Eda Kavlakoglu. “What Is Artificial Intelligence (AI)?” IBM, 9 Aug. 2024, www.ibm.com/think/topics/artificial-intelligence. May, Kelley. “What Is Artificial Intelligence?” NASA, 2024, www.nasa.gov/what-is-artificial-intelligence/. Further Reading/ Other Works referenced; Artificial Intelligence: The Basics, Kevin Warwick, published by Routledge in 2012. Data-driven Marketing with Artificial Intelligence, Magnus Unemyr, published by Kindle Direct Publishing in 2018.